* LIFE choices ! *

Have you ever heard the quotation: "TODAY is the FIRST day of the rest of your LIFE"? PAUSE and think of that.

It's true!

I'm not getting younger in years. My LIFE CHOICES today reflects how/what "I make (of) IT" ... i.e. for EVERY day.

"CORNY" jokes .. (Comical)

James: 'I call my girlfriend Peach'. John: 'Because she's soft, and beautiful as a Peach?' James: 'No, because she's got a heart of Stone'. Visitor: 'Your'e very quiet, Louise'. Louise: 'Well, my mum gave me a Dollar not to say anything about your Red Nose'. 'Mary', said her teacher. 'You can't bring that Lamb into class. What about the smell?' 'Oh, that's alright Miss', replied Mary. 'It'll soon get used to it'. Little Susie stood in the Department Store near the Escalator, watching the moving Handrail. 'Something wrong, little girl?', asked the Security Guard. 'Nope', replied Susie. 'I'm just waiting for my Chewing Gum to come back'.

** "Parton, who" ??? .. !! **

"THE WAY I SEE IT, if you want the rainbow, YOU GOTTA PUT UP WITH THE RAIN" (Dolly Parton, singer/actress).

* "To the Ninth degree" (Comical) ..

A man bought a Book on Hairloss and was heard complaining that the pages were falling-out!

*** A Milton Berle CLASSIC !!! *** (Comical)

"Thank God Thomas Edison discovered Electricity BECAUSE we all would be watching Television by Candlelight!" (Milton Berle - Comedian)