"CORNY" jokes .. (Comical)

James: 'I call my girlfriend Peach'. John: 'Because she's soft, and beautiful as a Peach?' James: 'No, because she's got a heart of Stone'. Visitor: 'Your'e very quiet, Louise'. Louise: 'Well, my mum gave me a Dollar not to say anything about your Red Nose'. 'Mary', said her teacher. 'You can't bring that Lamb into class. What about the smell?' 'Oh, that's alright Miss', replied Mary. 'It'll soon get used to it'. Little Susie stood in the Department Store near the Escalator, watching the moving Handrail. 'Something wrong, little girl?', asked the Security Guard. 'Nope', replied Susie. 'I'm just waiting for my Chewing Gum to come back'.