* COMPUTERS, "can't live with 'em .. can't live WITHOUT 'em" !! *

Q. HOW do computers make sweaters?
A. On the interknit (*some do need a cover, you know).

Q. WHY was the computer in pain?
A. It had a slipped disk!

Q. WHY was the computer so thin?
A. Because it hadn't had many bytes!

Q. 'IS that the computer help line?
A? Every time I log on to the Seven Dwarves website my computer screen goes snow white . . .'

CUSTOMER: 'I cleaned my computer and now it doesn't work.'
REPAIRMAN: 'What did you clean it with?'
CUSTOMER: 'Soap and water.'
REPAIRMAN: 'Water's NEVER mean't to get near a computer?'
CUSTOMER: 'Oh, I bet it wasn't the water that caused the problem . . . it was when I put it in the spin dryer!'