Treescake ???

Q.  What do Termites eat for dessert ??
A.   Toothpicks (or, would "Treescake" be a better answer ?)

'Dry' joke ?

There were two (2) muffins being baked in an oven, when all of a sudden, one muffin said "it's getting hot in here".  The other muffin replied with "oh ! (quick pause), a muffin who talks". 

(That, is what I call a dry joke ! .k.)