*** "Bull's-eye" !!! *** (Comical)

'An AUSSIE bloke is touring the World and he's in Spain, in a little Coffee Bar, drinking Coffee - funnily enough! On the wall alongside him is a huge Bull's head on a wooden plaque. Up close, its size is enormous. Black silky hair, massive horns, awesome!! The Aussie turns to the attending Coffee-barista (or should it be Baristo . . ??) . . and says, "What's the story behind the Bull's head? Excuse me Mate . . you . . Yeah, it's you I'm talking to. What's the story behind the Bull's head. Interesting yarn, is it? Around the Bull's head? El Bull's Head? El Head-o de Bullula . . "? The Barista had gone very pale. His hand clutching the Coffee-cup has the shakes and the knuckles are blueish-white. "Please, Senor", he says, "do not espeak to me of thees Bull, for thees Bull has keeled my brothir". The Australian feller, very sensitive to changes in mood - as most Australians are, says, "Aw, sorry about that. Well, I've only just heard. Your brother was a Bullfighter, was 'e, your brother? Bullfighter was 'e? Bullfighter, your brother, was 'e"? "No", says the Barista. "He was sitting there one night and head fell on him". '