Q. What kind of boots do koalas wear ?
A. Gum boots.
Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep ?
A. A woolly jumper.
Q. What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole ?
A. Hot cross bunnies.
Q. What kind of rabbit can jump higher than a house ?
A. Any kind of rabbit because houses can't jump.
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas ?
A. Bugs bunny.
Q. What's white with long ears, whiskers and sixteen wheels ?
A. Two white rabbits on roller skates.
... enough of the rabbits, already !
Q. Why did the golfer take two pairs of trousers to the golf course ?
A. In case he got a hole in one.
Q. Why did the pig run away from the sty ?
A. Because he thought all the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
Q. What is a Lapplander ?
A. A clumsy man on a bus (clever).
Q. What did the Olympic sneezing champion win ?
A. A cold medal.
Q. What goes tick, tock, woof ?
A. A watch dog.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel with a rooster ?
A. A cockerpoodledoo.
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a pillow ?
A. A caterpillar.
Q. What kind of furniture can you eat ?
A. Lounge sweets.
Q. Did you hear about the peanut in the pub ?
A. It was a salted (assaulted).
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