** "Apples" !! (Comical)

Several boys from School spent their lunchtime playing by a Creek. When they arrived back late the Headmaster hauled them to his Office for an explanation. The first boy explains, "We were just throwing Apples into the Creek". The Headmaster lectures him severely, first for being late and, more especially, for wasting food in a world where many are starving. He orders him to write a hundred lines: 'waste not, want not'. The second boy offers the same reason and receives the same censure and penalty. Now it's the third boy's turn to be questioned. Looking bedraggled, he looks up at the Headmaster and says, "I'm Apples"!