*** 'PONY' (alias "Lucky") Day ... !! *** (Comical ?)

A young Reporter was interviewing a "chap" (fellow) named Pony (alias "Lucky") Day. "Who's he"? You well may ask. He had just reached his 100th. Birthday! The eager Reporter asked him what he attributed to his extremely good health. "Well..", he thoughtfully said, "I have always worked hard and eaten moderately. Of course, nowadays, foods are genetically modified where I used to eat from scratch and just took it for granted that food would always stay the same. Pity". "Have you been confined to Bed any days"? (excuse the pun) the Reporter asked. "Of course", replied Pony, "but please don't put that in your Paper"!!! "I'm dayzed" (*excuse that pun), replied the Reporter. "Don't be", spoke proud Pony (he didn't understand what he just said).