* "NO MISTAKES" .. . *

Went to my GP today for a blood-pressure check-up as I've had fluid retention. All is okay.

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding (Proverbs 3:5).

"My Father's way may twist and turn,
My heart may throb and ache;
But in my soul I'm glad to know,
He maketh no mistake.

My cherished plans may go astray,
My hopes may fade away;
But still I'll trust my Lord to lead,
For He doth know the way.

Though night be dark and it may seem,
That day will never break,
I'll pin my faith, my all, on Him;
He maketh no mistake.

There's so much now I cannot see,
My eyesight's far too dim;
But come what may, I'll simply trust,
And leave it all to Him.

For by and by the mist will lift,
And plain it all He'll make;
Through all the way, though dark to me,
He made not one mistake".
A.M. Overton, PEARL FUSTEY

* CROUTON Sundae (Comical) !

A Woman was eating with her friend in a Restaurant and asked the Waiter that if she "swapped the Cherry for a Crouton on top of a Sundae, would that count as a Salad?"

ANOTHER person ordering a meal
in a Restaurant said that she was ordering broiled Chicken but was really ordering Lasagna with a Garlic Bread by mistake!

The General Practitioner asked her Patient what would better fit in with his "daily exercise regime ... an hour on the Treadmill or being dead for 24 hours a day?"