** 'Organic' !!!! **

Ate some home-grown Silverbeet tonight with my Dinner/"Tea". I MUST admit it was the best 'Green' I've ever eaten. Absolutely free from insecticides, pesticides and fungicides and with abundant flavour because my Husband grew it in our new Vegetable Garden. It really is superlative and I'm going to find it quite difficult in waiting for different freshly grown produce to mature!

* CROUTON Sundae (Comical) !

A Woman was eating with her friend in a Restaurant and asked the Waiter that if she "swapped the Cherry for a Crouton on top of a Sundae, would that count as a Salad?"

ANOTHER person ordering a meal
in a Restaurant said that she was ordering broiled Chicken but was really ordering Lasagna with a Garlic Bread by mistake!

The General Practitioner asked her Patient what would better fit in with his "daily exercise regime ... an hour on the Treadmill or being dead for 24 hours a day?"

*** "Bull's-eye" !!! *** (Comical)

'An AUSSIE bloke is touring the World and he's in Spain, in a little Coffee Bar, drinking Coffee - funnily enough! On the wall alongside him is a huge Bull's head on a wooden plaque. Up close, its size is enormous. Black silky hair, massive horns, awesome!! The Aussie turns to the attending Coffee-barista (or should it be Baristo . . ??) . . and says, "What's the story behind the Bull's head? Excuse me Mate . . you . . Yeah, it's you I'm talking to. What's the story behind the Bull's head. Interesting yarn, is it? Around the Bull's head? El Bull's Head? El Head-o de Bullula . . "? The Barista had gone very pale. His hand clutching the Coffee-cup has the shakes and the knuckles are blueish-white. "Please, Senor", he says, "do not espeak to me of thees Bull, for thees Bull has keeled my brothir". The Australian feller, very sensitive to changes in mood - as most Australians are, says, "Aw, sorry about that. Well, I've only just heard. Your brother was a Bullfighter, was 'e, your brother? Bullfighter was 'e? Bullfighter, your brother, was 'e"? "No", says the Barista. "He was sitting there one night and head fell on him". '