* "Brightening up" ?? .. (Comical)

Dear Diary, The cold weather is so Icy and I think it's getting to me abit. Can't take to long periods of Icy weather nor periods of Humid hot weather although I can tolerate hot dry days. Thought I'd try and "brighten up" with a couple of jokes! "Your finger is in my bowl of soup!" said the man. "Don't worry", said the Waiter. "'cause the soup isn't hot". Have you heard about the fellow who went into an 'Open 24 hours a day' store and asked what time they closed? .. oh, and did you hear about the Hitchhiker? He got up early so there wouldn't be much traffic around.