** A TITANIC Joke ? (Comical) !! **

THROUGH the pitch-black Night, the Captain sees a Light dead ahead on a collision course with his Ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course 10 degrees East." The Light signals back: "Change yours 10 degree West." Angry, the Captain sends: "I'm a Navy Captain! Change your course, Sir!" "I'm a Seaman, Second Class," comes the reply. "Change your course, Sir." NOW the Captain is furious. "I'm a Battleship! I'm not changing course!" THERE is one last reply. "I'm a Lighthouse. YOUR call."