Friday, September 17, 2010

WHAT do TERMITES eat for DESSERT ???

Q. WHAT do you get if you cross a Hyena with a Beef or Chicken Oxo cube ??
A. An Animal which makes a laughing stock of itself !

Q. WHAT do you get if you cross a Cat with a bottle of Vinegar ??
A. A Sourpuss !

Q. WHAT do you call it when a Cat stops ??
A. A paws !

Q. WHAT do Termites eat for Dessert ??
A. Toothpicks .. *(or, if you prefer, "Treescake") !!!

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