Q. Why aren't Football Stadiums built in Outer-space?
A. Because there is no Atmosphere!
Q. Which Goalkeeper can jump higher than a Crossbar?
A. All of them - a Crossbar can't jump !!
Q. Where do Footballers dance?
A. At a Football!
Q. How do Hens encourage their Football teams?
A. They 'egg' them on!
Q. How do you stop Squirrels playing Football in the Garden?
A. Hide the Ball, it drives them Nuts!
Q. Why don't Grasshoppers go to Football Matches?
A. They prefer Cricket Matches!
Q. Why didn't the Dog want to play Football?
A. It was a Boxer!
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